Stand up for the stupid and crazy.

"Food has always been my friend. When I wanted to feel better or had a crisis in my life, I opened the icebox."

Marlon Brando

I really need to watch this movie again soon

(Fuente: thoughtshewasjamesdeanforaday, vía frederickalfredporcello)

thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: Researchers in China donned panda suits last month to help a 21-month-old panda and its mother transfer to a new home; the costumes were meant to ease the process by limiting the animals’ interaction with humans.

And the real pandas were like: “Really? How dumb do you think we are?”

See the rest of the ridic pics here.

[mercnews]

seriously this is just what I want to do with my life now

jingkie:

fudge.

Oreo everything please

(vía prettyfoods)

hallekiefer:

warrennotg:

Manager: “Ma’am, who is this queen of Disco?”

Customer: “Uh, Donna Summer?”

Nadine: “Now how do her name appear in a phone book?”

Customer: “Summer, Donna?”

Nadine: “Stretch it out now. Stretch it out”

Customer: “Summmma Donnnnna?”

Manager: “Loud and clear, now.”

Customer: “Summmmmmma Dooonnnnnaaa?”

Manager and Nadine: “Summma Donnnaa! That’s right. SIMMER DOWN NOW! That’s it, now get!”

Personally, I can’t think of a better way to be memorialized

(vía fuckyeahsnl)

WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF I HAVE A JOB

howdoiputthisgently:

FIRST I’M LIKE:

AND LATER I’M LIKE:

I know I keep reblogging these but this is seriously my life every day

After graduation, when anybody asked if I had gotten a job yet

whatshouldwecallme:

this is my life

joshishollywood:

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

I feel the same way about the period between dentist appointments. You always forget about the dentist until right before you have to go and then you’re pissed, so we should just appreciate every week we don’t have to go to the dentist.

(Fuente: badcgijosh, vía thegiggles)

thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: In which gay rights in the U.S. — marriage, adoption, employment discrimination protection, hate crime laws, and whether schools have regulations to ban harassment based on gender and sexual orientation — are broken down state by state (using rainbow colors, of course).

And it’s interactive!

[guardian]

Step the fuck UP, Michigan. You’re really gonna let Minnesota beat us on this one? Even fucking Ohio has limited adoption rights for gays. OHIO. Seriously?!

Every. Time.

(vía thegiggles)